Sherlie: Kids, we have mail! From your fourth cousin twice removed daughter's daughter's son's wife!
Stella: Mail? Yay
Miranda: Mum! UR kidding!!! I haven't seen her since I was like 1! Thats, err, 'news flash' 16! Years! Ago!
Dearest Sherlie and Family
Here are Katie and Mark's school portraits. please enjoy. Thanks for being such a great husbands mothers fourth cousin twice removed.
Love Katie Mark, Richard and Lucy XOX
Miranda: What is this crap?!
Sherlie: It's so sweet
Sherlie: Maybe we sbould send them our school photos!
Miranda: Mum! I don't even know Katie or Mark. I look stupid in my pictures. What if Katie things I'm an idiot!
Lucy: Looks like Sherlie replied to our letter and photos.
Katie: Who the hell is Sherlie?
Lucy: Just your very very distant husband's mother's mother's fourth cousin twice removed.
Katie: What!? You sent her our pictures?
Lucy: Not only her! Everyone else we know too!
We loved your pictures. I have sent you Miranda and Stella's portrait. We would love to catch up.
Love Sherlie, Peter, Stella and Miranda
Hey it's Miranda. pls note that I look STUPID in my pic. DON'T JUDGE